Someday you could scroll past a Fez
never gonna happen
I wish I could tell my professor that I missed class this morning because I had a crippling anxiety attack last night and I physically couldn’t go to class if I tried. I wish I could get a doctors note for my mental health.
TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
Found a picture of what I can only imagine is the microwave in 221B Baker Street.
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her